514: Blast

December 9th, 2016, 2:01 am

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you shut down a murderous rampage before it begins.

posted by Malc Modnar on December 9th, 2016, 2:07 am

That's one way to snap him out of it. I doubt he could do it again though.

posted by PJSam on December 9th, 2016, 2:10 am

What sorcery is ever this?
One does not simply lauch a Focus Blast and actually hit stuff.
Like, never.

posted by Komodo23 (Guest) on December 9th, 2016, 2:21 am

...Gengar IS pretty old, I wonder what level he would be by now? at least in the 40s I'd think, that focus blast seems to be a pretty damn powerful,

Stat wise it has a base damage of 120, using the special attack stat, which gengar has a base stat of 130 vs darkrai's base special defense of 90

this is only made worse since darkrai is WEAK to fighting, so gengar just hit him with a 240 damage attack.

posted by Rezima (Guest) on December 9th, 2016, 3:29 am

Huh...one hit K.O. Must have been a...

...CRITICAL HIT!
..
..
Well at least his attack landed and was super effective, unlike my witty and totally un-creative response to this page :(

posted by XD-MADNESS on December 9th, 2016, 5:15 am

Darkrai: you ruined my hair, @$$hole

posted by NotSalty on December 9th, 2016, 7:01 am

@Komodo23 (Guest): Yeah, there's only one time Focus Blast has decent accuracy for me, and that's in the Mystery Dungeon games.

posted by Dragon Master (Guest) on December 9th, 2016, 7:41 am

Well, darkrai had that coming to him for scaring Jen. I was not expecting for hangar to hit, maybe just scare him out of that...

That was powerful...

posted by wifijoe on December 9th, 2016, 8:49 am

Gengar hit with focus miss?!?! IT'S A MIRACLE!

Sillyness aside, I really wanna know how darkrai is gonna react to this... Darn you Tuesday, why do you have to be so far away?

posted by shinygiratinaz (Guest) on December 9th, 2016, 11:42 am

His eye is blue again! If Mystery dungeon has taught me anything, fighting legendaries is the easiest way to calm them down! :D

Also, Gengar's lucky the focus blast didn't missfire and hit Jen. With her being lv 5 that would've inflicted horrific damage.

Or she would just faint as per pokemon rules lol. Playing with fire there ghost man.

posted by ?? (Guest) on December 9th, 2016, 12:02 pm

That's one way to knock some sense into him.

posted by MercenaryX on December 9th, 2016, 2:34 pm

I mean, I'd be surprised surprised if I accurately hit a move I've never used in actual combat before too.

That being said, he's got really good aim.

posted by simple_watcher on December 9th, 2016, 2:36 pm

"I hit him? Crap, I hit him!"

posted by Nashew on December 9th, 2016, 6:51 pm

Gengar: How 'bout no! *Focus Dope Slap*

posted by Shotgun Chuck (Guest) on December 9th, 2016, 7:58 pm

omg, Gengar ran right into the water without thinking about it! He really cares a lot about Darkrai.

posted by snake (Guest) on December 10th, 2016, 12:13 am

Darkrai: Dude, wtf!
Gengar: That's my line!

posted by Noobaraptor on December 10th, 2016, 8:16 am

Why call Darkrai's name when you can just Focus Blast?

posted by Dankrai (Guest) on December 10th, 2016, 9:31 pm

Good aim Gengar

posted by EvyEve (Guest) on December 12th, 2016, 7:11 pm

Good news: You saved Jen and hopefully knocked the evil right out of him.

Bad news: You hit Darkrai, which could range from an extremely large problem to a possible solution.

posted by Dragonoddity (Guest) on December 12th, 2016, 7:40 pm